The Chinese should not be offended as He is actually not against the Chinese. He has announced that officially, but no one seems to believe that he is not a racist. A fall guy is needed to achieve this agenda, and the Chinese happened to be convenient pawns.
By Capt. Iskandar Dzulkarnain
Finally, a leader has emerged from the ashes of the last election. It is the Chosen One. All Hail the Chosen One. His name is uttered with bated breath and is on everyone’s lips. As the supreme leader of the Malay NGOs, and the undivided support of some of the Malays, he comes across as a Saviour of the country. He will right the wrongs, throw out the corrupt, unite the country and implement equal rights for all citizens.
The chosen one is here to stay. Lately, he is hogging the political limelight, and the front page news everywhere. Chided by PAS for his connections to the Chinese, the Chosen One is still unperturbed by all the false accusations levelled against him. Born with a destiny, and nobly bred, an aristocrat that has fought against all odds, to champion equal Rights for the Malays. His Love and Sacrifice for the Malays is an embarrassment to BN and UMNO who have tried for half a century but failed miserably. You can’t blame the government; it is not that they have not tried. You need someone special, someone with insight, hindsight and heavenly wisdom to unite the Malays, ... of course the Chosen One!
Emerging from the sands of gold (Pasir Mas), a great man destined to lead the Malays to greater heights, and bring them out of their misery. His younger years were dotted with a vision; to lead the Malays to greater glory, and to restore race and religion. Everything he touched turned into gold. Once, in Kelantan he came across a little river. He envisioned that this little river needed a bridge. This bridge will unite the people, allay human suffering, and provide economic opportunities to the poor inhabitants. He got the government to give him the money for the bridge. No bridge builders actually build their own bridge, so he got a subcontractor to have the bridge built -- and still made a cool bundle.
His pleasant demeanour got him in to UMNO, where he was a respected colleague. His tireless efforts were not appreciated. He realised that he did not share UMNO’s shallow vision, and their neglect of the Malays, nor their policies of democratic reforms. It was not that he could not work with UMNO, but it was UMNO that could not work with him.
He left and approached PAS, who welcomed him with open arms, and even gave him a seat to contest in Kelantan. His encompassing wisdom prevented him from joining PAS and he decided to contest and won handsomely as an independent in the Golden Sands. But yet again, his struggles and divine visions were contrary to PAS' shallow struggle, and this relationship did not last.
He decided to move on and fought alone for the Malays. His chameleon-like abilities, first with UMNO and then with PAS, were legendary, and he even became a non-exec director in one of Vincent Tan’s companies – Dunham Bush. His short stint enabled him to learn how the Chinese make their millions. Now that he has the knowledge, he will impart it to all the Malays. And one day we will have all Malays as rich and successful as Vincent Tan.
His close association with TDM and the current leadership is nothing short of miraculous. What he says makes so much sense, that no one in the government or opposition dare to dispute, or charge him for sedition. He has the kind of immunity no politician or diplomat possesses in this country. Not even Anwar Ibrahim. BN is secretly pleased that someone has taken the burden off their backs to continue the struggle for the Malays.
The Chinese should not be offended as He is actually not against the Chinese. He has announced that officially, but no one seems to believe that he is not a racist. A fall guy is needed to achieve this agenda, and the Chinese happened to be convenient pawns.
Instead of remaining independent, we believe that He should seriously join a political party. UMNO and PAS is out, as his ideals are different, and he cannot expect full support from them. His best bet would be for him to join Gerakan, a party slowly fading into oblivion. With his vast intellect and wisdom, he can easily turn it around, and flood it with a human wave of Malays. Come the next election, under his leadership, Gerakan will take over 99% of the seats in Parliament, leaving just one seat for the opposition leader.
Then he will assume the Prime Ministership, and put his reforms in high gear. All he wants is, if he becomes the prime minister, that within five years the Malays will have sixty percent of the economic pie in tandem with the segment of the population. The Chinese will still have their 26 percent of the pie and the Indians 7-8%. The rest is shared by the other bumiputras. Once that is achieved, there will be true peace and prosperity in Malaysia, and he will continue to ensure that the economy is equally shared. Should the Indians exceed their quota of the economic pie, he will also chide the Indians. He will also ensure that the Malays do not exceed the percentage as well, or he will side with the Chinese to fight for Chinese Rights. So, Chinese do not be angry with the Chosen One, as what he is fighting for is for the greater good of the nation.
written by OrangKaya, March 14, 2010 04:42:44
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written by Duke, March 13, 2010 19:47:04
How many true blue Malays in the mould of RPK, Zaid, Harris, Imtiaz, Razaleigh, Cikgu Bard, Captain, etc (sorry, I can't list names of all good Malay men) do we have in Malaysia?
We need towering Malays like them to unite the country.........the UMNOputras are prepared to bury the country well and proper so long as they collect their 'undertakers fee'
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written by Taikohtai, March 13, 2010 15:33:29
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written by Ocassey, March 13, 2010 15:04:42
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written by kc kua, March 13, 2010 14:05:54
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written by Malaysiaputra, March 13, 2010 13:22:30
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written by jokersland, March 13, 2010 12:16:25
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written by truthbespoken, March 13, 2010 11:40:38
Captain, your script on him befits an excellent obituary. But the gold dust is wasted on the wrong person. As nature would have it, the gold dust will fall off again to reveal the rusted and poisonous iron beneath, hahaha! Best regards.
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written by temenggong, March 13, 2010 11:17:12
Chided by PAS for his connections to the Chinese
ouch!
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written by malgal, March 13, 2010 11:07:30
yes The Chosen One has answers for everything like the snake oil peddlers of old.
most of all, he has illuminated that for all this while, despite the lopsided(altho at one point, needed) affirmative policies have truly affirmed the wealth of the few purveyors and generally failed the bigger lot.
he is here to show the failings of a 52 year old policy.
which many have tried to do but to no avail.
perhaps we need this maverick, captain, to drive the wedge through.
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written by Catharsis, March 13, 2010 11:02:29
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The TOAD thinks malays still living under the tempurung like in Mamak's time and easy to TIPU.Be careful!! The malays know who their true enemies are!!