I want it, I want it


By Kata Tak Nak

I want it, I want it, I want it, I don't care, I say I want, I want it, I want it.

Now, now, now, what more do you want? We've already given you almost everything right, so what more do you want now?

NO no no no no, I don't care, you must give me what I want or I'll get angry. You know how I am when I get angry so don't give me anything I didn't ask for. You are making me angry now.

Now, now, its not good to get angry. Okay, okay I promise I will think about it and give you the answer later. Is that okay with you? In the mean time you can have all those that I offered you a while ago.

Now, I am sure I am going to get angry. I promise you I'll bite you hard. I'll bite you harder than I bit the last fellow. You are going to suffer.

Oh, please for goodness sake, you are just too difficult to handle. NO, I say NO. I don't care, whine all you want but you are not going to get it. Ouch, ouch, don't don't, go away, stop biting.

How dare you not give me what I want, how dare you say NO. Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Aaaaww, aaaaaaw, hoooooo, hooooooo, Waaaaaah!

Okay, okay, stop shouting, I'll give, I'll give, just stop shouting.

Do it now, I want it now, call them now and ask them to do it now, I want to see you do it now. I don't want promises, I want to see you do it now, call them now, now, nowwwwww!!!!

Okay, okay, I'll call him now.

Put on the loudspeaker, I can recognise his voice so don't try to pull a fast one on me or you'll be sorry.

Hello, yes, aahh, I have talked this over and I have decided to do it. Yes, build the Crooked Bridge. Yes, THAT bridge. I don't care how much it costs just build it.

Yea, yea, now I'll finally get it, I'll finally get it. I know I will get whatever I want. Now let me see, I have the Twin Towers, Putrajaya and now The Crooked bridge, hooray, hooray.

Further tantrums at: http://katataknak.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-want-it-i-want-it.html



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