How To Cause Racial Disharmony & Win Elections In Malaysia – A Step-By-Step Guide For Bloggers
By Sambal Petai
To all BN bloggers,
As we all know, the tsunami of 8/3/08 was caused by an unprecedented level of cooperation between Malaysians of all races, (especially the poorer ones whom we left behind, as we grabbed whatever we could for ourselves & our families). Somehow, they realized that their true enemy was not each other, but us, the crooked politicians & our cronies.
Just look at them working together like one big happy family towards a common goal. This is a most dangerous trend, and if it goes on unchecked, we might end up with a peaceful, just & progressive Malaysia where Malaysians of all races are united, with no place for corruption, cronyism & nepotism. Do you really want that to happen? My skin crawls at the very thought of it.
If we are to have any chance of killing off this insidious cancer that afflicts our “Tanahair Tercinta”, we must destroy this growing trust & cooperation between races by sowing racial & religious discord amongst them. As our past Masters the British have taught us so well, we must “Divide & Rule”. Only then will Malaysians act against their own interests & better nature, & vote for us again.
Why racial and religious discord? Because it is the simplest, most surefire way to break up this cooperation. Humans are hard wired for racism. A few thousand years of civilization cannot undo eons of evolution in caves, when a face that wasn’t the same color as your own was probably the face of an enemy. Religion can have the same effect. Just tell someone that his God has been insulted & watch the sparks fly!
Of course, civilization, ethics and true religions have tried their best to replace this with better ideas, but that animal brain is still lurking somewhere in the minds of all Malaysians; all we have to do is find it & feed it. When we do, all the humanity, decency, logic & rational thinking will fly out the window, and all we will have to deal with will be a mindless, snarling beast, which we can easily tame to our purposes with the right carrots & sticks.
To help you bloggers help us in our glorious struggle to rule Malaysia by hook or by crook, we have drawn up a simple step-by-step guide for you to follow. Just follow these instructions, & we’ll be back in full control again, living off the fat of the land as if 8/3/08 never happened!
Let’s begin with the basics:
