Recipe No. 1: How to get rid of Hassan Ali

By Hakim Joe

The ingredients:  (1)  One full committee of PAS disciplinary action taskforce committed to this action.

1. One PAS member to submit the complaint.
2. One PAS leader to backup this complaint.
3. One Speaker of the State Assembly.

The method: (1) Get the PAS member to officially submit the complaint to the PAS hierarchy.

1. Get another PAS leader to endorse this submission.
2. Allow the disciplinary committee to “discuss” this complaint.
3. Get the accused to stand before this committee to explain his actions.
4. Allow a period of at least three hours before declaring the results.
5. Suspend the membership of the accused for four years for “actions detrimental to party policies and accosting with the enemy”.
6. Pen in the appropriate date on the pre-signed resignation letter of the accused.
7. Call for a press conference and announce the results.
8. Publish his resignation letter as the MP for his constituency.
9. Submit this letter immediately to the Speaker of the State Assembly.
10. Allow the Speaker to declare that the seat is now vacant.
11. Choose another PAS candidate (wisely) to contest this by-election.