Pas(s) me the excuses please

By Sun Line

Here are 10 reasons that contributed to BN’s landslide at Bagan Pinang that you’ll probably never see in any honest analysis.

10) The Chinese can relate to a corrupt candidate more than they can to an alien.

9) Pas’ only physical presence in Negeri Sembilan was its HQ located within a pondok.

8) Some Pakatan leaders were uncomfortable campaigning for Pas when Hasan Ali appears to be the ‘other’ face of the party.

7) PKR has vested interest PAS does not get a foot into the state.

6) The Indians suddenly have an abundance of political vehicle choices and they hopped on the 1Malaysia bus.

5) The Malays had a choice between Isa Samad and going fishing. Pas was never an alternative in the by-election.

4) The non-Malays will not blindly vote for Pas unless it stands moderate icons like Nizar or Khalid Samad.

3) Bookies’ generous odds swayed the decisions of punters and their family.

2) The Pas candidate was tongue-tied and couldn’t do the usual bullshit multilingual greeting before his speech.

1) It was Allah’s plan to knock some sense into the Mullah wannabes ahead of GE13.

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