Avatar and 911
Our great Dr Mahathir said after he saw Avatar, he concluded that if the Americans had such powerful capability in producing such a high-tech movie, they should have the capability to also plot the September 11 attacks themselves!
By TAY TIAN YAN/Translated by DOMINIC LOH/Sin Chew Daily
All those who have seen the movie Avatar will have very different feelings after it.
And each of them, when put in writing or speech, could be a movie review of its own.
But I’ve never seen such a wonderful, or should I say… miraculous review like that.
Our great Dr Mahathir said after he saw Avatar, he concluded that if the Americans had such powerful capability in producing such a high-tech movie, they should have the capability to also plot the September 11 attacks themselves!
Bravo! Absolutely the most creative film review in history!
They should have presented an Oscar to Dr M straightaway without having to vote for it!
Based on Dr M’s argument, the mastermind behind the 911 attacks was obviously not Osama bin Laden, but more likely to be Avatar’s director James Cameron!
I ran through the records of Mr Cameron, and found that the Titanic he directed in 1997 won several Oscars and was the highest grossing movie of all times.
Hmm… Highly likely that since then Cameron was hired by the CIA to work for the US government.
Not unlike Zhang Yimou, who was enlisted by the Chinese government to be the Communists’ propaganda master.
Why not? After Titanic, Cameron was hardly seen in public and no one knew what the hell he was doing.
Wasn’t it possible he was so engrossed with directing the September 11 mega show that he only had the time to go into Avatar after the dust had finally settled down?
If this were the case, then we had two possibilities for what took place in New York Cityon that doomed day.
1. Everything was fabricated. The destruction of World Trade Centre was but a special effect created for the movie. As for the 2,000 odd victims, they were temporary actors who are still very much alive today, albeit in anonymity or altered identities.
2. To get the effects, Cameron might have really blasted the WTC with airplanes, and wiped out the temporary actors as well.
Of course, bin Laden was also part of Uncle Sam’s plot, although he was offered only the role of a big villain. Otherwise, why didn’t we hear him cry foul over the accusation?
Or perhaps Cameron himself doubled up as bin Laden?
I guess Dr Mahathir should find himself satisfied with such explanation. Right, the Americans designed 911 just to whip the Islamic world!
After 911, the Americans sent its troops into Afghanistan and Iraq, and the tens of thousands of soldiers killed must be also temporary actors.
As for the US$550 billion military expenses, that was part of the movie’s budget.
This should be enough for Cameron to make at least 2,000 movies in the likes of Avatar!
Next, Dr Mahathir might also want to say that Pearl Harbour was bombed by the American themselves; the Apollo moon landing was shot in the studio by renowned director Stanley Kubrick, while the Civil War was designed by none other than Abraham Lincoln.
In short, the Americans are extraterrestrials tasked with a mission of annihilating the Earth, not unlike the humans trying to destroy the Na’vi in Pandora.
Did Mahathir run this country with this kind of logic during his 22 years as prime minister?
Little wonder that Malaysia was made to look somewhat weird in his hands!
