Dey … how will you spend your $1,000,000?


By G. Sunil (Malaysian Beggar Dog)
 

So … HINDRAF is suing the British Crown. For bringing us Malaysian Beggar Dogs here to be … beggars and dogs. Looks like we are going to get a Million each.

 
As for me, I need to settle all my hutang with the Banks and Ah Longs soon. Normal whatt … being Malaysian. The money will be very useful … if it ever reaches our hands.
 
Maybe some of us will use our payouts to migrate. To anywhere lah … which place can be worse than this one?
 
While Tuan Malays and Towkay Cinas argue about 30 percent and 70 percent, we beggar dogs are laughing to ourselves, as we know we aren’t in the running for even 0.001 percent. We beggar dogs must know our place … kan?
 
Even Sabah and Sarawak have had enough. They met with Waythamoorthy in London to join forces. Maybe Waytha and Co. need to realize that its not just Indians who are the beggar dogs of Malaysia.
 
Sabah and Sarawak will leave Malaysia, and they will take their rich resources with them. I don’t blame them. Who wants to exist on an unequal playing field anyway?
 
But then again, maybe things aren’t so bad for us beggar dogs, lah. After all, remember what Siti Inshah the Kulai School Principal said? “Chinese can go to Foon Yew Chinese School or go back to China and Indians’ prayer strings remind her of dogs.” Notice that Siti Inshah DID NOT say “Indians can go back to India”. That’s significant, I think.
 
Even the Katak of Perkasa says “Indians are like the Malays …”
 
Maybe the prevailing sentiment is against the old-fashioned Asian Yellow Jew mentality i.e. Chinamen.
 
Now I have good friends of all races, including Malaysian Chinese. Its true that the younger generation Malaysian Chinese are different from their ancestors. The way they live and do business is different. Very few of them resort to Yahudi Kuning practices of the older generation; for example what RPK experienced when he was selling motorcycles in the East Coast. Even Marina told RPK that this was how the Yahudi Kuning did business then.
 
Maybe there is still hope for a better future for us all after all, million ringgit payout notwithstanding.
 
And if any Malaysian Indian still feels insulted by what Siti Inshah said, I suggest they cool down and watch a movie instead. I recommend “SlumDog Millionaire.”


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