Malaysian Trivia
By Laughamology Incorporated
AntiLYNASia is the state of finding out that Malaysian people are uniting against mass radioactive radiation poisoning.
The total weight of all the brains of the Ministers is about the same as the weight of all the promises made by the same ministers during their election campaign…ziltch!
Corruption is means the same as “Money politics”.
When you kill someone with C4, you can escape to London under the guise of furthering your studies (this after being acquitted without ever being called for trial).
AnwarDAPphobia is the fear that somehow Anwar Ibrahim will be the PM and DAP will rule the country with just 40 elected MPs.
You can lie while holding your holy book in a court of law and swearing in holy places will make your allegation however ridiculous it may be somehow the absolute truth.
Typewriter is the longest English word that can be made by using only one row of a keyboard. Interestingly most Ministers and Chief Minister can’t even spell it let alone speak English.
Development promises such as “You help me, I help you”, an ingredient in the election campaign, originally came from broken promises and outright lies.
Having a sex video and showing it in a posh hotel can get you special police protection and the privilege of wearing a bullet proof vest in a mosque.
Cracking your knuckle on a detainee thus giving him a black eye will hurt your position as a top cop and the position of the top politician too .
If you touch your conscience while lying, you can stop lying and be an honest person but sadly our politician doesn’t have a conscience. Heck…they don’t even have a heart!
Lightning is five times hotter than the sun but a stupid remark from a homely minister is faster that lightning and full of hot air (ironic isn’t it….it’s full but there’s nothing in it actually!)
Newborn babies cry but have no tears – Old and senile politician can fake crying but shed “real” tears!
No word in the current Malaysian cabinet vocabulary is synonym with Honesty, Integrity, Responsibility and Equality. They only know one word, that is 1that, 1this and I want that and I want this!
There are 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations to Rubik’s Cube. Compared to the number of times a politician can cheat their electorate that’s not very impressive.
The only place you can die of slow radiation poisoning is in Gebeng. Want to try it???
The sound heard while the RMN newest submarine was trying to submerge and failing was “Dive, Dive, Dive…..err…..where’s the manual?”
In Malaysia a monopoly is called Khazanah Nasional.
The average person has between 1,460 and 2,190 dreams a year. In Malaysia, dream is the only thing we have not much else.
Sixty five per cent of politicians lie when they open their mouth. The rest can’t even distinguish between lying and telling the truth.
On a clear night, the lights that illuminate The Petronas twin tower can be seen from 30 miles away. Over 600 miles away, longhouse residents in Sarawak doen’t have electricity even though they are living just a few miles away from a huge hydroelectric dam.
The smallest human male sexual reproductive organ ever recorded was roughly 1cm long. The biggest was the size of a submarine…oh..wait – I am referring to their over-inflated ego.
Watch the video of the FLOM making ridiculous statement about the recent Tsunami that hit a Japanese city and be shocked.
