Fantasizing Hang Li Po
By dUMNO
Of COURSE !!! I am DUMNO !! I AM sexist !! but it seems time and again, Malaysians keeps voting us back into power, so that we can sap your money, and make off with all the wealth of this country. See you next elections !!!
Haiya… you stupit Chinese simply think that Hang Li Po was this Darling drop-dead gorgeous Babe from Cheena. She maybe she looked like the one below?
What if this was Hang Li Po?
People like to romanticise what all these Princes and Princesses looked like, and what if this was Hang Li Po’s Son?
And his brother looked like this?
Don’t laugh. What if the Sultan of Malacca found this to be attractive? Why does everyone think of all Prince’s and Princesses as having sexy bodies like the one below?
None of Malaysia’s Sultans do, and the closest is the one which got away was her – Manohara:
How come no Sultan got a hold of Miss Indonesia?
Tak laku? Maybe, because people from the past used to love fat women. Look at all the Renaissance paintings. They had mostly fat women in it. In fact, the Masai Tribe rates women according to size, so a skinny one like Miss Indonesia was rather useless, and is rated as 5 cows. But BIG MOMMA Hang Li Po above would have been worth 40 cows !!
Sexist?
Of COURSE !!! I am DUMNO !! I AM sexist !! but it seems time and again, Malaysians keeps voting us back into power, so that we can sap your money, and make off with all the wealth of this country. See you next elections !!!
