Foreigners, shut up: Assembly bill outlaws protests by exiles, dissidents and migrant workers

ARCHIVES 2011

By admin-s On Nov 28, 2011

By uppercaise

Political exiles and dissidents: don’t get angry in Malaysia

The Peaceful Assembly Bill 2011 doesn’t give Malaysians much space or time for getting angry. It’s worse for foreigners. They are banned altogether. Protests and demonstrations are only for Malaysians.

For make benefit glorious nation

So if you’re a political exile or dissident from another country (Burma, Mongolia, Tibet, Falun Gong, Timor, Papua, Mindanao, etc), this Bill is for your repressive government and Malaysian politicians’ noted friendliness with tyrants and dictators. (Kazakhstan, anyone?).

Cultural Learnings of Malaysia For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of… fill in the blanks.

Mahathir’s good friend. Oh shut up

This bill should be also known as the Freedom of Foreign Dictators (Tell Malaysia To Shut Up) Bill. Or maybe we should name it the Peaceful Assembly (Keep Robert Mugabe Free) Bill.

So, get the message, political exiles and dissidents from Iran, Burma, Tibet, China, Timor, Papua, Zimbabwe… this Bill is keep your horrible governments in power.

Foreigners are not allowed to protest or carry out demonstrations.
“The right to organise or participate in a peaceful assembly shall not extend to non-citizens”. Section 4.1.a
That means:
- No to political exiles and dissidents from elsewhere.
  Burmese exiles, Iranian exiles, angry Mongolian parents, Arab dissidents, Timorese exiles, Papuan exiles, China dissidents, Falun Gong, Tibetan dissidents, even Singaporean dissidents if any — find some other country.
- No to foreign factory workers or coffeeshop workers.
  Don’t protest or demonstrate about being cheated by bosses, don’t protest or demonstrate about dirty labour agents, or Rela goons or crooked police or immigration officers. The Malaysian government will protect Malaysian crooks in government and business.
- Angry foreign students, go home
  Or protest somewhere else (like Tahrir Square perhaps). Don’t get angry in Malaysia. You’ll be an illegal student in no time. If your college has cheated you, don’t demonstrate or protest. If a crooked college agent cheated you don’t demonstrate or protest. The Malaysian government protects crooked colleges.

Foreigners, shut up: Assembly bill outlaws protests by exiles, dissidents and migrant workers

Foreigners shut up. Just give us your money