Allah’s Stress: A Poem for Malaysia

PAS what’s wrong with you?!
First you say can, now say cannot
Even if you REALLY think ‘Allah’ is for Muslims only
At least win the elections first la, CAN OR NOT?!

Alwyn Lau 

In the beginning God make the heavens and the earth,

But too bad Man also made UMNO

God has a plan and He loves us,

But how can anything good come from Jib-Kor & Co?

 

Christians already use ‘Allah’ for so long

But now they say only Muslim can use

Something about God’s special name…

Which non-Muslims only know how to abuse

 

Everybody memang tahu it’s all political

‘Allah’ or no ‘Allah’, Malaysia will still be the same (la)

Traffic jam, bad manners, good food, bad football,

Only politicians can be so lame (la)

 

You know what a red herring is?

It’s a kind of fish

Or a smart-sounding distraction

To fulfil some powerful joker’s wish

 

Dirty polls, rural poverty, racial problems, injustice

Like work not enough for both Barisan and Pakatan

But suddenly must buat kecoh over God’s name,

Even the atheists also pengsan

 

PAS what’s wrong with you?!

First you say can, now say cannot

Even if you REALLY think ‘Allah’ is for Muslims only

At least win the elections first la, CAN OR NOT?!

 

Because UMNO memang tak peduli

You know I know they know – even my nasi lemak know

They only want to keep 67% of their pants in parliaments

Are they defenders of God? Yeah, then Nik Aziz is Justin Bieber’s tailo

 

Elections coming near and Jib-Kor getting desperate,

“Cepat-cepat! Let’s raise some hell la,

“Let’s target the Odd One In: PAS

“Create friendly-fire in Pakatan, we sit back enjoy the sandiwara”

 

So sick of this, almost want to vomit

Malaysian politics always like this, everyday talk sh*t,

Powerful people wasting the common people’s time

Rape the country, then say everything is fine,

 

Thankfully Allah is Good,

We know He’s the best

That day I heard Him say we must vote UMNO out,

Because if this continues? Allah also stress.