PM Saves the World
Then the PM who refused to debate the Opposition Leader during the Malaysian election suggested to the UN, “All sides must come together to talk and work out solutions to problems together. It really is the only way!”
Fake Malaysia News
The Malaysian Prime Minister on the weekend called for an end to international violence and conflict. Speaking at the 68th session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) he addressed a captivated audience of foreign dignitaries.
“What we all need to start doing,” he explained solemnly, “is to try being nice to one another for a change. You know, just try overcoming our differences and getting along.”
The PM’s wise words spread through the room and across the troubled earth like a healing balm. This message from a man on an unnecessary foreign junket, was the exact one the whole world needed to hear.
“Allahu Akbah! The Malaysian Prime Minister is correct. Extremism isn’t the answer!” said terrorists plotting in their caves and spontaneously disbanding.
“We must change our ways.” said the Jews controlling the money supply via the US Federal Reserve, “we must give Palestine their own sovereign state immediately and stop running the world by proxy!”
“He is truly visionary” said the world’s corrupt dictators and despots before stepping down, returning stolen assets to the people and calling fair elections.
“Malaysia has lead the way!” said Russia, China and the US, disarming their nuclear weapons and agreeing to a harmonious future.
“He is a bold man the Malaysian PM,” a UN delegate told FMN, “I heard he tweeted in front of the Facebook CEO, then updated his Facebook status with the Twitter CEO. Now that takes cajones! It’s a shame we don’t have more technology savvy, astute leaders like him!”
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